Nonces Aren't Welcome Here
Nonces Aren't Welcome Here
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Hardly a controversial position, yet somehow it still needs saying. So we put it on a shirt.
- Unisex fit, sizes S–XXL
- Colour: black
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- UK delivery
Check the size guide for measurements in centimetres.
Size guide
Size guide
Unisex fit. Measurements are of the garment laid flat, in centimetres.
T-shirts (unisex), cm
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 48 | 69 | 20 |
| M | 51 | 72 | 21 |
| L | 54 | 75 | 22 |
| XL | 57 | 78 | 23 |
| 2XL | 60 | 81 | 24 |
| 3XL | 63 | 84 | 25 |
Garment laid flat. Chest is pit to pit (half chest). Hoodie sleeve measured from centre back neck to cuff. Between sizes? Size up for a looser fit. Full size guide
Delivery & returns
Delivery & returns
Printed to order and dispatched as soon as it’s made. Your tracking link arrives by email.
Delivery is charged once per product type in your order, so extra T-shirts don’t cost more to send. UK: T-shirts £3.99, hoodies £5.49, mugs £4.49. US: T-shirts £4.49, hoodies £6.49, mugs £5.99. Other countries: calculated at checkout.
Changed your mind? You have 14 days to return unworn items. If something arrives faulty or damaged, we’ll replace it free of charge.
